Adopt A Mexican

The time has come to stop ignoring the inevitable. Times they are a changing and we need to roll with them or get rolled over. With all the hub bub about immigrants coming into this country and "taking" American jobs we should just welcome them with open arms. I mean why should Americans be the only ones to live a crappy existence in the United States?

Not to say anywhere else is better. I am very thankful that I don't have to dodge missiles and rocks every morning as I go off to work. I'm thankful that I can get my dirty water from a running pipe indoors. I'm grateful that I can be stared down by a complete stranger on a train ride that i am paying $4 for. What else could anyone ask for?

So instead of getting upset I say let's implement a program were we Adopt A Mexican. Who else to begin this great program than Black people. After all Blacks can be considered the care-givers of the world. When slaves were dragged here who else was to nurse and nurture the children? When grandma got sick, who else was to nurse her back to health in the nursing home? So why not extend this love towards the Mexicans coming into the US.

With Adopt A Mexican folks can open their home to the newly arrived and show them the ways of our great land. How to jack what was already in someone else's care; How to twist the law in your favor; How to mambo through red tape and much more. Now some may want to bring along family members but the adopter must be forewarned that this may be a huge undertaking. Please choose wisely. Also interpreters will be given to each family as the adoptees may not feel the need to learn the English language. Why should they, most Americans don't know the English language either so they'll be in good hands.

Please let's not stop at the Black families, Latinos are more than welcomed to join in on this process as they would be the next best choice. Not only would the need for an interpreter be lessened but the familiarity could be great. Lend out that helping hand and let's make this the country that beats out China to have the most people in half a square inch.

Alas, Mexicans are not the only immigrants coming into the US. We have Indians, West Indians, Africans, Europeans (yes, they are still coming), and many more. So we are revamping the name of our organization to Adopt An Immigrant. Please read all fine print as exchanges are honored within 7 days and no returns after 9 days.

Have a great one.



Make moves biotch and stop bullshytting.